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So dark the con of man…

The truth shall soon be revealed.

….He wanted to promote 排毒美顏寶!!

My god!!!!!! I KNOW what is 排毒美顏寶!!! The detox product that叉燒柄 and 好姨 endorsing…  it can 排毒, 美顏 and is a 寶.

Lucky I didn’t promise to meet him at aljunied or jurong east which is so so bloody far from my home sweet home. Last minute he 良心發現 and changed the location to Ang Mo Kio…

P.S: The stuff I’m going write next might make you either bored OR interested at any part of the content. You are not allowed to feel both emotions at any one time.

It all started very positive and interesting as we chatted about what we’ve been doing with our lives and all. Chatting. Who doesn’t like? I love to chat. So that’s cool.

Just as we were in the crux of our chatting, he said he’s got something to share with me. Sounds like he wants to convert me to Christianity, until he took out a bottle of the paidu thing.

Then I looked really really really bored…taihen bored.
*This was the highest point of boredom I reached in this 1 hour of indoctrination.*

……I started to see my bed waving at me and the box of durian that was awaiting me in my fridge.

I spent the 1 hour trying to look interested at first, then after awhile, looked abit bored when he started reading out some newspaper articles to me.

Then looked abit interested again when he started asking me some funny questions ultimately leading to the question of whether I had constipation.
…Then I looked bored again coz I don’t.

Then I got a bit interested again when he started naming me, one by one, all the TVB artistes who had been taking this product and dying to endorse it coz it’s really good. Yes yes.. I like 萱萱。。I like Gu Tian Le and Cai Shao Fen…. Etc etc…
….Then I got abit bored again when the list was exhausted and when he started explaining that it got the ‘SuperBrands’ award.

Then I got abit interested again when he thought I didn’t know what was the superbrands award and started a lengthy discussion on that. And I got all hyped up telling him what is the superbrands award to show him…… I know.

Gotta applaud him for looking so enthuz introducing the product regardless of my comments. If it’s me, I’ll probably start looking as bored, dabao the latest spicy Mc-drumlets and go home.

He didn’t try to sell me the product probably coz I got the sentence “going to be skeptical about whatever you’re talking about” written all over my face. He said he wanted to create an awareness instead.

Sighz.. anyway, he gave me like some samples to try and asked me sms him the outcome. It’s suppose to be miraculous FYI.

I tried it today and I had constipation.

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