What makes a processor>>

Really started the day on the wrong note today. warui warui warui.

Wanted to top up my farecard then realized I forgot my wallet. .. dam. Was still thinking of what to buy for breakfast. Now… No need to think at all.

While walking to the pantry, my sandals broke. Fyi, my office is taihen chiisai. My seat to the pantry is about 5 steps away. How can it forsake me like that?! Wait for my day to end at least ma. I hate shopping for shoes during lunch time coz very rush. I need time to buy shoes coz blisters love me. Lucky my colleague had extra shoes to lend me first. She has at least 5 pairs of extra shoes under her desk!

Anyway, kutsu o kai ni itte during lunchtime. As usual, sharon san gotta leave me early to rush her never ending, everlasting work. Already told her… ming tian de shi, liu dao ming tian zai zuo. Processing is never ending.. trust me… and.. my 4 month (.. though short but long enough for me liao.. thanx but no thanks. ) experience as a high class processor. If you gan jiong spider like me, eager to finish everything single thing in a day, you’ll suffer from quite serious side effects e.g:

1. uncontrollable bladder problem

symptoms: you feel like going toilet more often..super often actually, though you hardly have the time to drink water.

1. Dehydration

Symptoms: dry and cracked lips due to no time to even drink water. Even if you try make an effort to drink a lot of water, the hydration last for say only 1 hour coz after that you go toilet and pass it out again.

1. Hypertension… sometimes can lead to temporary high blood

Symptoms: heartbeat exceptionally fast. Butterflies in the stomach aka a feeling of having perpetual diarrhoea. Blood can’t reach the brain and you feel faint. You can’t keep still at your seat and you can go into a state of hypnotism just by staring at the stacks of papers around you.

1. Indigestion

Symptoms: You find yourself swallowing your food instead of chewing to squeeze that 5 min extra to do your work.

1. Over active metabolism

Symptoms: This is the opposite of indigestion. You find the food you just ate gone so fast that you feel like snacking like crazy. But alas, your hands are so busy with dragging the mouse and the other hand busy with flipping papers that you don’t have time to even snack comfortably.

***Beware of such symptoms. If found, tender without hesitation. Hazardous to your health.***