The Killer Maid

After much discussion, me and my colleagues concluded that the 29 year old maid murdered the 26 year old maid out of jealousy. As reported, both maids got a common Singaporean Indian guy friend who is wery wery hendersum. We suspect that both maids are actually lesbians. Then the younger one fell in love with the guy and the old maid hated her for having a change of heart and resorted to silencing her….so that she can be hers forever.

Ok…question is why the older maid (sumimasen ne.. their names are too long..can’t remember) had to be so cruel to chop the young maid into so many pieces and dispose her body at different places.. one of which is the dustbin at orchard mrt just beside the grassland where maids gather to picnic on Sundays. Doshite.. I think this is to symbolize perhaps the place where they 1st met..at that grassland. And MacRitchie could be the place where they had their lovers augument over that indiano man..that’s why her torso was abandoned there. To mark the beginning and the end of the relationship.

And the question of how come she has so much strength to be able to chop her tomodachi up.. she could have trained up her muscles when doing all the chores and when chopping meat when doing cooking....so not very surprising.. Or the more typical answer, she has an accomplice..and that has to be the the indiano.

Whatever it is, I think it’s quite scary to have a maid.. my colleague’s maid had confessed to her that she’s a lesbian and had a galfren (the "guy" in the r/s). And there was this period of time when her maid cried every night and when probed, she finally confessed her galfren decided to leave for Canada to develop her career and wanted to break up with her. So my colleague spent lots of time in the next few weeks counselling her.

Feel like eating yakun now…perpetually feel like eating kaya n butter toast nowadays with tehC..the butter tastes exceptionally good…..slurpz.